radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

  • person: you look dead
  • me: thanks
  • gnarly:

    morning: laziness.

    afternoon: dying for a rest.

    night: can’t sleep

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found this really cool bench today whilst on a really boring walk
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    awwww-cute:

My Friend was afraid the dog wouldn’t like the idea of a puppy I think we are in the clear
    marniethedog:

I love art
    purtie:

This has got to be one of the best things on this entire website
    singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

    unshaped:

    when you’re tired and people force you to do something for them

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