• person: how long does it take to get there?
  • me: 3 songs
  • flirtytwink:

    I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

    aflockofseagulls:

    let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

    dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

    techsquadassemble:

    dangergays:

    so i go to a private school where tuition costs more than most people make in a year and lemme tell you, rich kids are so unaware that they’re rich it’s hilarious and frightening at the same time

    I go to a private school too and a while back I was complaining about how I was never home alone and a guy legitimately said “just buy a hotel room”
    Rich kids are scary

    twitch-the-tiny:

pizzaprty420:

creativekarateka:

karkatlicious:

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS

is that car even real

A BIG CUP OF NOPE